if mama is right and the world is my oyster, then i must have an allergy to shellfish.
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50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*


gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me 

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It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

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My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.

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