if mama is right and the world is my oyster, then i must have an allergy to shellfish.
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obamafart:

taking selfies with my friends like

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soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

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jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

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brook:

i always assume the worst of men and let them gradually prove themselves to me 

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yonderdarling:

wisped:

It’s 2014 can girls please stop wearing heart shaped aviators and flower crowns to festivals

it’s 2014 can people stop telling girls how to dress

(Source: wisped, via notchelseaax)

My life is a struggle between my need for acceptance, my fear of rejection, and a desire to not care at all.

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