if mama is right and the world is my oyster, then i must have an allergy to shellfish.
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buttsweats:

where i work we rent out a variety of buildings and to make a long story short i’m going to hell

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pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

pulmoes:

I never read something so disrespectful in my whole life, how can you compare this shitty band with pussycat dolls? gross

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antiteen:

friend: *turns on country music*
me: can you chill

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plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

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wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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May your lipstick be the reddest and your eyeliner be symmetrical.

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