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thegreaterpower:

mick’s a real pro, out there workin’ his children

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ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

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pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

pinnedunderreality:

John Cena, forgetting his muffins in the oven.

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That’s the problem with putting others first; you’ve taught them you come second.

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